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Hello and welcome to me this pod
episode 18. I'm your host to de

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minas have been sitting on a
bunch of stories for way too

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long and it feels good to be
producing meat as part again. If

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you're enjoying the show, well
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Or at meatus pod on Twitter, but
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share the show. On this episode,
we have two stories for you. The

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first is a flash fiction story
from James Moran. James Moran is

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a professional astrologer who
regularly publishes articles,

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fiction and poetry. His
published works can be found at

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James
moran.org/the-creation-playpen.

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A link will be in the show
notes. Inventor by James Moran.

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He remembered the names of the
first 50 robots he invented.

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After 50 He grew concerned.
Daily he encountered not only

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robots whose names he could not
recall. But totally unfamiliar

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robots he did not even remember
building. On the dusty floor

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behind his workbench where no
robot could see. He knelt and

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begged mother earth to swallow
the growing village of robots

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crowding his property. He prayed
so hard that he shook and he

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shook so hard that he didn't
notice the earthquake until

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Splinter showered him. He
tumbled through the fissure in

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the floor, cool soil and Villa
Tim and needed him in a

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peristaltic flow until he was
deposited on the floor of a

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tall, dim cavern. All around
him. Women made of polished gold

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stood on thick thighs. Strong
arms nodded over their chests.

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They did not speak. He finally
asked. So will you do it? When

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they didn't answer? He asked.
Will you destroy the robots.

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Together, they turned and
marched out of the cavern. Once

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alone, he cried himself to
sleep. When he awoke in his bed,

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His room was empty the curtain
below it in the breeze. He stood

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across the room and looked out
over an utterly vacant field. He

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spent the following two days
going on walks and sipping tea

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and quiet serenity. On the third
day, He tiptoed over the fissure

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in the floor of his study, sat
at his workbench and said about

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constructing another robot

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Our next story comes to us from
Todd wells. Todd wells lives in

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Chicago. He has three children
and one wife. He dabbles in time

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travel in that he plays bass in
an 80s cover band. You can visit

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Todd's website at travel diary
of a madman.com. The voices

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you'll hear in this episode come
to us from Sarah Gertrude

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Spencer, Larry Blattner, Gregory
Forman and me. Sarah Gertrude is

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a voice and on Camera Actor
based in Austin, Texas.

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Originally from Wisconsin, she
is known for her casual

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Midwestern attitude and overall
quirkiness. Spencer is the host

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of bowl after bowl with his wife
Lorien and host of Abel craft

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with his bandmate Abel Kirby.
Larry brightener is the host of

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that Larry show. Gregory Forman
is an actor writer, podcaster

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and publican, who diversifies an
intense amount of waking hours

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with a vibrant dream state.
We're not concocting ambitious

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geopolitical movements or
manifesting creative spaces, he

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has often seen catering to the
whims of his two young children.

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Should you wish to hone his
considerable multi talents and

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utilize them for your project.
He is always available for

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consideration. Links to all of
their work will be in the show

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notes. Without further ado,
here's our story. Household

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appliances by Todd wells. Kobe
shook the container and tried

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again a trickle of orange juice
dribbled around the block of ice

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that had formed in the bottle.
He checked the thermometer in

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the refrigerator inside. It was
back down to 21 degrees. Kobe

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drank the ounce and a half of
liquid he had been able to

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extricate at least it was cold.
He was not looking forward to

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another round of phone calls
with Irwin, the developer who

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sold them the condo. Kobe and
Marcia had moved in a month ago,

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and things had started
malfunctioning almost

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immediately. Unfortunately,
Irwin had their money leaving

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the young Trouble with little
leverage, as Kobe thought rather

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the next round of phone tag he
would have to endure. He saw

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through the bay window the
strange old man on the other

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side of the street. He was
staring at their house again.

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The old man looked quirky, like
he shopped for clothing and

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dumpster behind the tweed
factory and was unaware that

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combs had been invented. But it
did not look threatening. Kobe

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had never followed up on the old
man because every time he

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appeared, there was inevitably
some house issue requiring Kobes

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full attention that morning was
no exception. Marsha's cry

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echoed through the house. She
strode into the kitchen.

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The Wi Fi just went down again.
Right before I could send the

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email off to the Dallas office.
Do you want to call Erwin again?

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Kobe wanted to do anything but
make that call. Still. He

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nodded. Marcia picked up the
orange juice container shook it

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inside.

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I'm late. Do what you can. I'll
see you tonight

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Kobe's wife kissed him goodbye
and left for work. Kobe grimace

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to the task ahead and prepared
to call but his phone couldn't

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get a signal both disappointed
and relieved. Kobe got his

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things together and left for
work to Kobe moped as he walked

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home from the train station that
evening. Earlier a brief and

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unpleasant phone conversation
with Irwin had put Kobe in a

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worse mood, a difficult feat.
Irwin had blamed Kobe and Marcia

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for the glitches and refused to
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This could be traced back to
when the burglar alarm had gone

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off at 2am and Marsha not
pausing to read the manual

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yanked the whole thing out of
the wall. He argued that this

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void any warranty, dismissing
Kobes assertion that the burglar

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alarm had nothing to do with a
refrigerator. Looking down as he

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walked and dreading to find out
what else was no longer working,

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Coby didn't see the old man
until he almost tripped over

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him.

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Your house is everything working
properly, startled,

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but also defensive that he owned
a house in which nothing worked

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properly. Kobe replied, who are
you? The old man looked back

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towards Kobe's house and
answered,

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My name is Martin used to run a
repair business there.

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Martin waved his hand in the
direction of the house. Kobe

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thought he was beginning to
understand. This older gentleman

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was grappling with an echo of
the past ringing in his ears,

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touching and harmless. Kobe
could wish this salt of the

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earth well, then forget about it
and move on. You're in great

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danger. Kobe and looked Martin
over again.

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You don't look dangerous.

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Back in the 70s before
everything became disposable. I

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repaired household electronic
items, toasters, televisions,

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ham radios. I enjoyed it,
probably because I was good at

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it. When a customer dropped off
a broken appliance. I didn't

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just fix it. I improved it.

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Martin's gaze grew unfocused as
He reminisced.

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After I worked on them
televisions didn't need aluminum

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foil on the antennas. Radios
sounded like you were right

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there in the station with DJ
toes brown perfectly every

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single time. This last

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item resonated with Kobe, as his
toaster had recently started

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making bread soggy.

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I discovered how to reorganize
the circuitry in any piece of

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electronic hardware so that the
appliances at most basic level

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wanted to succeed.

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Martin turned to Kobe, and for
the first time he could see the

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clarity and Martin's eyes,

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I gave them instinct. I wired
them for the ability to see from

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all angles the task they had
been designed for, and let them

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decide how to accomplish it.

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Martin clenched his gnarled hand
into a fist. He tensed up

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briefly before continuing now
with an air of regret,

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but I wanted more, too much. I
kept improving the electronics

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until one day,

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Kobe, now unwrapped, trying to
guess the ending.

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You gave them artificial
intelligence

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Martin's mouth bent into a wry
smile.

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No, there was nothing artificial
about it. I made them sentient.

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Kobe considered this instinct I
can understand. But what good is

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a sentient appliance

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none. Before they ran smoothly,
did exactly what they were

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supposed to. Once they were
thinking and knowing they became

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needy, petulant. I couldn't just
turn on a lamp anymore. I had to

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ask nicely. Or if the alarm
clock thought I was spending too

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much time with the stereo I
would go off accidentally in the

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middle of the night. Still, they
were my children. I brought them

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into the world and I was
responsible for them. And I

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would be lying if I said I
didn't enjoy their company, at

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least a little.

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And that's why nothing works in
our house. All the appliances

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are alive and in a bad mood. No,

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Martin sighed, as his gaze
drifted to nothing in

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particular, your appliances

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are not alive, but your house is
haunted.

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Marcia put her hand to her mouth
and cried that is so sad. Kobe

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had recounted Martin's tale to
Marcia. He told her about the

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fire that Martin stove had
started in a bit of jealous peak

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after learning of Martin's plan
to buy a microwave. The repair

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shop burned down and none of the
appliances survived. Martin held

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a service for them and buried
the charred remains on the site.

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He planted a small garden as a
memorial and visited once a year

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to pay respects. The Urban Decay
of the 70s and 80s ensured that

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the land was of no use to anyone
and the appliances rested

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peacefully. But when the
neighborhood began its

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revitalization process. The only
question was whether the plot of

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land would be turned into a
condo or a vegan coffee shop.

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Martin had anticipated that
disturbing the grave might have

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consequences. So he approached
Erwin during construction and

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offered to pay him to have the
site excavated and moved to a

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more permanent location or when
took the money, but never moved

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the remains.

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So the spirit appliances are
taking over the bodies of the

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living ones

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Marsha asked as she looked at
the Food Dehydrator with

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concern, but also empathy.

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Martin says know that our
appliances don't have the

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enhanced nervous systems
required for that. But the

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ghosts are able to disturb them
and stop them from doing what

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they're supposed to

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Marcia patted the stereo speaker
gently and asked, So what

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do we do? How do we help them
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Kobe explained Martin's plan.
Martin, Marcia and Kobe sat at

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the dining table waiting for
their guests to arrive. The room

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was illuminated by five candles.
Because the overhead lights

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wouldn't turn on. The ghosts
were clearly in a state of

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agitation as nothing in the unit
was working properly. The candle

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flames flickered and the
updrafts caused by the heat and

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air conditioning running at the
same time. From down the hall.

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They can hear the buzz of
Marshalls electric toothbrush

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nearby, a low battery warning
and a carbon monoxide detector

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chirps. Are they angry? Martin
looked around the room.

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I don't think so. My presence
confuses them. But that's all

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Martin paused. Then added

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however, I don't know how
they'll react when we get

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started. You have everything you
need.

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Double check Kobe. Martin only
smile and patted the worn

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leather satchel at his feet.
Which was good, because it was

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much too late to do anything if
the answer had been anything but

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yes, the three of them sat
without speaking while different

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components of that condo word
into action and abruptly

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stopped. When the knock of the
front door finally came Kobe and

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Marsha left from their chairs.
Martin rose slowly and

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deliberately satchel in hand.

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Well, good luck to all of us.

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Martin turns make his way
towards the back door but pause.

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He looked at the electric pencil
sharpener that was spinning

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without any pencil inserted and
added

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your luck to you two old
friends.

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Once martinet close the back
door behind him. Marcia and Kobe

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exchanged a final nervous
glance. Then Marsha open the

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door. Hi, good to see you again.
Irwin was clearly uncomfortable

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returning to the scene but the
bait had been too enticing to

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pass up. I

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got a message from Kobe saying
that you guys wanted to buy a

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second unit in the development.
Yes,

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yes, come in. Thanks for coming
by.

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Everyone stepped into the four
year and looked up at the track

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lighting which was blinking
asynchronously. Marcia was

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ignoring it. So he pretended not
to notice it too. He followed

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Marsha into the living room
where Kobe stood to greet him.

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Erwin had worked in construction
all of his life and was quite a

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bit more muscular and Kobe. Yet
the shadows of the candlelit

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room made Kobe look like a
vampire. And Irwin

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unintentionally covered his neck
with his hand.

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Thanks so much for coming. We're
really excited to buy another

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one of these condos, they look
like great investments.

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at bat. The lights in the room
blinked on then off again. As in

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the Fourier, neither Marcia nor
Kobe said anything. So Irwin

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played along please have a seat.
Marcia beckoned towards the

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chair. Irwin lowered himself
into the seat with more caution

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than usual though unsure exactly
what he might be exercising

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caution against, he began.

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So you really want to buy
another one

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absolutely

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confirmed Kobe as the light in
the hallway went out. Oh, okay.

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So Erwin with a nervous glance
at the whole way.

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I brought specs for several
days. units that will be

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completed in the next six
months. Do you know how many

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bedrooms you're interested in

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the hallway light came back to
life then grew dimmer, but

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didn't go out. Kobe and Marcia
looked at each other

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questioning.

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We hadn't really thought about
that, too, maybe? Or four.

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How about three? Something right
in the middle,

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the holy light changed its mind
and grew brighter again.

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Confused? Erwin looked back and
forth between Kobe and Marcia

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actually stated Kobe with
conviction.

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The number of bedrooms isn't
important. We want to see them

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all

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the hallway light throbbed.

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Well, then we can just start at
the top,

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and he flipped over the first of
his brochures. Kobe and Marcia

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could hardly see anything in the
dim light, but studied layouts

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and upgrades as Erwin went
through his sales pitch. Now

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focused on getting the sale. He
managed to ignore the

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malfunctioning systems and the
possibility that has

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construction might be in some
way responsible for their

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behavior, even when the
television turned on by itself,

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broadcasting a droning
performance on C span or when

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stayed on topic,

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this shelving come standard in
particleboard. But we can

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upgrade that to mahogany, which
of

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course are when added with a
knowing nod would dramatically

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increase the resale value of the
units.

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Yes, that's an interesting
point. But I wonder if teak

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might be a better

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a knock at the door and erupted
Cobis exposition Excuse me a

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moment. Kobe walked through the
door and looked through a

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peephole. It was Martin. Kobe
open the door only wide enough

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for him to slide outside. in a
low voice Martin asked,

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Do you have an extension cord?

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Kobe replied in the loud
whisper.

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What do you need an extension
cord for? You're working on his

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car?

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It was locked. I thought you
said you knew how to break into

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a car. I do. But car locks have
changed I guess during his

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pickup truck doesn't even have a
keyhole

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Coby felt a twinge of panic.

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So this isn't gonna work. It
will if you have an extension

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cord,

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distraught, Coby shook his head,
but ran to the garage to

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retrieve his extension cord. As
he handed it to Martin, he

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asked,

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How much longer do you need

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five minutes. Kobe didn't

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like this turn of events, but
there was no alternative other

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than to see it through. Kobe
returned to Irwin, and the sales

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pitch Everything okay. Sure.
Answer Kobe in a voice that was

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too high. Marsha was about to
follow up. But a gurgling sound

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from the kitchen interrupted
her. Excuse me just a moment

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Marsha pardon herself and walked
into the kitchen. A moment later

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she reappeared it appears

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the water in the freezer is now
boiling. Would anyone like tea

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before either

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the men could respond? They
heard a cry of alarm from

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outside. Oh, you

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mustn't? That isn't the way it's
Martin.

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He's in trouble. Kobe

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and Marcia ran out the front
door, or when followed,

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confused. When they got outside,
they saw Martin standing behind

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the rear of the truck looking at
something in the bed the others

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couldn't see. On his face,
Martin wore a look of concern or

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maybe it was fear.

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What are you doing so my truck?
Get away from there?

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Martin moved away from the truck
reluctantly. Irwin peered at

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Martin more closely.

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Wait a minute. I know you.
You're that crazy guy who wanted

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me to take all that dirt to the
cemetery. And

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if you had only done it, we
wouldn't have this problem now,

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or when stood with his back to
the truck protecting it. And

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although he wasn't looking at
his truck, he could see the

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expression on the other's face.
So he knew immediately that

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something was happening behind
him. And it was probably

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something bad. Or when turned
out just as the hose from the

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drive hack that had been in his
truck reached his head. The

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suction cup at the end of locked
onto Irwin's face, and the

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driver. Erwin screen was sucked
into the bowels of the dry back.

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He fell to his knees struggling
to pull the suction cup from his

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head.

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You brought a drive back to
life. I thought the plan was to

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bring his truck to life and have
the truck reason with him.

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I told you I couldn't get into
the truck to drive back was my

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only option.

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But why can't the drive back
reason with him instead? Well, I

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explained the situation but the
drive ag was pretty upset about

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the whole desecration thing. I
think it wants revenge.

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Erwin had fallen to his back
still fighting to escape. Colby

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and looked at his extension cord
connecting the drive back to an

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outlet on the other side of the
condo.

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Should we pull the

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plug? No, I don't want it to get
mad at us to

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Marsha took a step towards the
driver. Heck, Kobe put on an arm

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to stop her. But Marsha shook
her head. Kobe had misgivings

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when he dropped his arm. Marsha
lowered herself to her knees

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next to the drive back. She put
one hand on its chassis and

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queued I know how ng For you
must be,

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Marcia realized that she wanted
the drive back to hear her over

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the roar of the motor. She was
going to have to speak much more

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loudly. So she tried again.

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We can't let her emotions get
the better of us. We have to

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find a peaceful solution that
will end the torment of your

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electronic brethren the dry

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back considered Marsha's plea.
It's moto slow trial and error

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when was released. Irwins
struggled to his feet, grasping

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for breath. As he fell into the
cab of his pickup. He yelled

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your paper like crazy. Do you
hear me? You're crazy. And if

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you think I'm gonna deal with
you and sell you another unit,

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you can bet it's gonna be at my
office next time.

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The door slammed shut and the
pickup truck sped off. Kobe

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looked up and down the street
and then said to the drive back,

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we need to get you inside.
Before the cops show up.

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Martin taps the drive back on
his campus and pointed to the

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extension cord. The drive back
didn't react, which they took to

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be acquiescence. Martin
unplugged the cord. They carried

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the drive back up the stairs
into the living room and plug it

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in again. My children pride
Martin raising up his arms.

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With the help of the drive back
we have avenged your

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desecration. Please be at peace.

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They waited slowly and the light
stopped blinking. The heater

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turned off but the air
conditioner remained on Marsha's

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toothbrush stopped vibrating.
Marcia and Kobe looked around

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so I guess that's it. Yes, it
feels

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different now. Martin looked at
the drive as

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you've been alive for five
minutes, and you're already

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quite the hero.

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The drive X motor per day in
response, Martin considered the

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situation.

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If it's okay with you. I'll take
our new friend home with me.

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I'll help him get acclimated and
then see what happens.

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Marsha knelt and put her arms
around the drive back.

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Thank you so much. We couldn't
have done it without you.

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Coby shook the drive back
suction cup with both hands.

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Yeah, thanks, man. You really
saved us. Martin left

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with the drive back. And a few
days he installed a battery pack

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and from then on, they were
often seen going on long walks

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through the park together. Kobe
and Marsha checked in on them

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occasionally. Martin had
promised he wouldn't bring any

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more appliances to life. But
cobia Marcia couldn't help but

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notice whenever they came to
visit, there was always a cute

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dustbuster sitting suspiciously
close to the dry back. But all

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that really mattered was that
the orange juice never froze

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again.

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